Who do you think you are I AM

I am in New York and I want so badly to hang out with New York people but I just got a job and lost a butt because I’m working it off. If you’re in New York I want to hang out with you. Remember.

I just watched a grown man pick his fork up off of the subway floor and use it to stab one of his french fries. FRENCH FRIES

Buy us six months of minecraft server please

Sugar Ray - Someday
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Sugar Ray - Someday

hanesonly:

make one of those things for me. of me. tjhanks

me, standing next to michelangelo looking at the ceiling of the sistine chapel

Going to go see the directors cut of Boyhood tonight. I wonder what tumblr will be like when I’m 35

clickholeofficial:

We Put A GoPro On Grandpa To See What Heaven Looked Like

futurefantastic:

hey adam what do you do wanna work at patch?

pardon

I'm working on my New York humor
*911 what is your emergency*
New Yorker: Somebody just broke into my apartment they are in here right now.
911 Operator: Would you like me to send the police?
New Yorker: Hey if you could just get the guy to pay rent that would be even better!

Sometimes I wonder if I’m the buff nerd or if I am the jock who listens to jazz

I made some BOMB ass lemon chicken tonight.

Thanks Ina Garten

I live with Caitlin now and tonight’s joke was just whispering “Git er done” to each other and also pronouncing French words like a guy from Alabama