Remember when I wrote my senior thesis paper in a day
Only wear blue/green/red/yellow to your next halloween party and when someone asks you what you’re supposed to be, say “Do I look like Google to you?”
I am in New York and I want so badly to hang out with New York people but I just got a job and lost a butt because I’m working it off. If you’re in New York I want to hang out with you. Remember.
I just watched a grown man pick his fork up off of the subway floor and use it to stab one of his french fries. FRENCH FRIES
make one of those things for me. of me. tjhanks
me, standing next to michelangelo looking at the ceiling of the sistine chapel
hey adam what do you do wanna work at patch?