hey adam what do you do wanna work at patch?
I'm working on my New York humor
*911 what is your emergency*
New Yorker: Somebody just broke into my apartment they are in here right now.
911 Operator: Would you like me to send the police?
New Yorker: Hey if you could just get the guy to pay rent that would be even better!
I live with Caitlin now and tonight’s joke was just whispering “Git er done” to each other and also pronouncing French words like a guy from Alabama
Future Islands — Seasons (Waiting On You)