March 2012
If you own a macbook you should have Better Touch Tool.
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Oliver Young: hey dickweeds!
Monica Grasty: always the charmer
Oliver Young: SNAKE charmer
Oliver Young: camera pans out and it's revealed that im a snake
Oliver Young: or that youre all snakes
Oliver Young: let me redo
Oliver Young: more like SNAKE charmer
Oliver Young: camera pans out
Oliver Young: BOOM youre all snakes
Oliver Young: okay so the scene break down goes like this
Oliver Young: youre all in a room talking and we can only see your heads
Oliver Young: i walk in and say
Oliver Young: "hey dickweeds!"
Oliver Young: monica says "always the charmer!"
Oliver Young: I say back "more like SNAKE charmer!"
Oliver Young: camera pans out from your faces and your bodies are all snake bodies
Oliver Young: you were snakes all along!
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josephasfoury:
sonnetstockmar:
do you guys remember when pottermore sorted me into slytherin haha
do you guys remember pottermore
Do you guys remember?
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mulfordthedean replied to your photo: Went to mcdonalds for a little boost of crap food
French fries eaten are not papers written. Papers written are papers written.
there’s a nug underneath those fries
Have you ever hurt yourself in such a weird way that you end up in a weird mixture of laughter and crying?
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theoncomingsagan:
bye
troybee asked: You just answered the greatest riddle of them all. "Why is Adam Blogharting so much?" Answer: He has a paper.
To answer Jake
They just hold up their middle fingers
Yes
Yes but let me learn it first
Hahaha
Um I live on the second floor so the air cops
yesterday
breath
theoncomingsagan asked: do you know where the real slim shady is i seem to have lost him please help me locate my slim shady i asked him to stand up and he did not i need to find my slim shady will you help
Ok no more questions that’s it I have to write my paper.
Thank you guys for putting the weight of guilt back on my shoulders.
mulfordthedean asked: When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing?
ohhitherestranger asked: do you have a favourite book that you would recommend?
cattyforthewin asked: uuhum what is your favorite sweet food?
mulfordthedean asked: How many significant figures does your love for kittens have?
lorewren asked: ok but how gay r u really
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semicolson replied to your post: Do you like girls?
Like like or only as friends? lol
iplaypretend replied to your post: Do you like girls?
like-like?
Like like ;3
ohhitherestranger asked: NO. WE DON'T NO ONE LIKES YOU. (i love you. uh, what book series do you enjoy most?)
mulfordthedean asked: Do you like girls?
troybee:
adambloghart:
youngstero:
when you’re drinking coke zero you’re drinking NOTHING!!!! IT DOESN’T EXIST!!!!!!!!!!
What if all the chameleons on me right now are drinking it
What if I’m drinking it
What if I’m drinking chameleons?
I would never know.
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Do you guys even want to know anything about me? →
youngstero:
when you’re drinking coke zero you’re drinking NOTHING!!!! IT DOESN’T EXIST!!!!!!!!!!
What if all the chameleons on me right now are drinking it
What if I’m drinking it
I should mention that I only added myself to that picture. Someone else did the whole wholock mashup
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chantalthestonepiat:
okay that guy texted me again
him: what are you doing now
me: homework. i need to analyze some shakespeare
him: you need what!
omhaogwedsgwa
Watchovertheunderpass:
ICE CREAMMMMM
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Oh, the answer to the riddle was leftovers
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foo fighters spotify ad in the middle of my Coltrane session
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ohyousillypotato:
typicalxtori:
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February 2012
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harrytomlomsom replied to your post: Should I just tell you the answer?
dicks
hushhushheidi replied to your post: A boy and his super rich mother and father have…
Breakfast
theshoutingendoflife replied to your post: Should I just tell you the answer?
WAIT WAIT. He said “oh I don’t care I’ll just have whatever’s in the fridge” which wasn’t possible because there was nothing in the...
Should I just tell you the answer?
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kevin-g answered your question: A boy and his super rich mother and father have…
to be a family
theshoutingendoflife answered your question: A boy and his super rich mother and father have…
Dinner in the old house.
bottlethestars answered your question: A boy and his super rich mother and father have…
the tears of our enemies
theshoutingendoflife is the closest
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miakittymiakitty answered your question: A boy and his super rich mother and father have…
himself
The answer does not have to do with cannibalism.
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harrytomlomsom answered your question: A boy and his super rich mother and father have…
dicks
amanduhjoy answered your question: A boy and his super rich mother and father have…
The blood of their ancestors
cowbucket answered your question: A boy and his super rich mother and father have…
his father
nopenopenope
A boy and his super rich mother and father have just moved into their new house.
The house is empty, including the fridge and the pantry, so the boy’s mother asks him what he would like for dinner.
Since they are super rich they afford anything the little boy would ask for.
The boy tells his mother what he wants and she looks at him and tells him that they can’t have that.
What...
A New Star Wars Suggested Viewing Order →
safarizone:
judeisthelaw:
flavorcountry:
roxa:
This whole thing is so fucking brilliant and amazing that I almost cried.
Holy fuck, you guys. Machete Order actually does the impossible: it makes me want to watch the prequels. Or at least two of ‘em.
Holy fucking shit.
It works.
This is fantastic. For the lazy, they suggest you watch IV, V, II, III, VI. I highly recommend that you...
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I’ll be honest with you guys.
My blog is straight on fire tonight.
It’s because I’m a guilt free blogger right now.
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Today I configured my mouse to own tumblr.
I now have different buttons that:
Take me to the top of the page
Take me to the next tab
Refresh the page